The myth of the lost tourist

Posted on June 7, 2013 by Alexander.
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Legend has it, deep down in the Amazonian forest, there was a tourist from Canada Ontario who never returned! It all started when, he went to visit the amazon but he had a very dark secret… he was evil and he came on mission to destroy all of the forest. This so called tourist pretends to be a really pleasant person. He got on tremendously well with all of the locals (even the talking animals). There were all sorts of animals from chameleons – parrots plus every single one of them could talk. Polly the parrot shrieked “Hey guys come and see there’s a new guy here and he says we should call him the tourist, but I’m calling him Andy!”

TO BE CONTINUED…

BY MICHELLE YOTCHA

River stories By Riyan

Posted on by Alexander.
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One unusual afternoon, Flo woke up in the middle of the morning and left the house without my permission. Now I don’t know where she went but she is getting very sneaky so I need to find out…

Why do aliens travel in spaceships?

Posted on February 25, 2013 by Alexander.
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It’s a well-known fact that, Green globbers who originally travelled by unicycle, have decided that this unmototrised vehicle was not the most genius idea! With Green globbers invading the world, they’re in need of a motorised engine. If they want to travel the universe before melting on the o-zone layer, they will need; the TTYLXOXO950. Luckily the TTYLXOX950 ran on Galaxy fuel, as a consequent of this the revolting beasts would explore more efficiently. Why have this peculiar tribe decided to use a new type of transport.

Seeing as, the only bus station is 10 trillion light years away, immensely far, they crossed taking the bus of their list. This means that they only have one option which is the fabouls TTYLXOX950 or is it?

Unfortunately, the globbers are not enabled to take driving tests so there is no way of getting a license in addition to this there aren’t even any car dealerships like the car people or auto trader. However the Green globbers can’t even afford a car since invading the world isn’t a job that you can get paid for. In the whole outer space there isn’t even one gas station like Esso, shell, and total.

The main reason is that a spaceship like the amazing TTYLXOX950; runs on Galaxy fuel which you can get at the Milky Way along with a free Newt eyes milkshake. So that the aliens didn’t have to go all the way to Earth for petrol. Furthermore the master thought this is the most infuriated idea since dinosaurs being excinted (dinosaurs were alien’s best friends!)

So that is why the aliens are choosing the TTYLXOX950, as it seems to be their only option. The aliens are now using the magnificent spaceships. Momentarily stars will start to vanish in the sky. This will lead to the sky looking bear, so that is why aliens travel in spaceships!  By Michelle 6c

Why do people become pirates?

Posted on by Alexander.
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Unfortunately, these days there are a lot of civil civilian’s  turning to a life of piracy, day after day, more and more people are starting to disappear. Many people are thinking that this matter is due to people deciding to have a new life of piracy. But why are people turning to a life of piracy?

One of the reasons, for this matter, is pure jealousy. It is jealousy from others peoples wealth, possessions also of peoples lifestyles, but most of all of peoples lives. This has led to people leaving their lives and turning to pirates while thinking if they help the pirates find treasure they will get a share of it and go live their lives with luxuries. It is normally very rare for an ordinary person to get a share of treasure: those who do must be lucky, but those who don’t , just don’t.

Experts think that, another reason could be that, people had an enormous amount of depression and boredom in their old lives. So once the boredom and deppression reached to that limit where they absolutely could not bear it anymore they gave up and turned to piracy. In some cases people think joining the unworthy pirates is starting a career though it isn’t, it is like bringing your life to an end.

Once people turn to piracy, it is most likely for you to go on an adventure, and that is something that many people like to do. So people would obviously like to go on an adventure instead of having boredom and depression in their lives.

So that is why people are always disappearing, its all due to  the disgraceful life of piracy. Finally, if you ever see a ship, which looks ordinary, it isn’t because…..

                                       IT’S THE PIRATES!!!!!!!

 

Why do aliens travel in spaceships? An explanation text by Faizaan

Posted on February 3, 2013 by Alexander.
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It is a well known fact that, there was once a time where aliens rode bland, disgraceful space hoppers; but now those are extremely extinct! Now however amazingly the Drone-tech invented the fabulous K10-9900; which at any time allows you to do anything. This is the spaceship which would never make people/aliens regretful.

Experts think that the K10-9900 is faster than any other vehicle by 1000’s of miles because: they run at 70,000 miles per light second, also they contain a transporter which in some regions is called a time machine and finally their fabulous speed allows them to terrorise the ferocious inhabitants on other planets like Zune (there is the most ferocious species on Zune). What could be better?

Unfortunately for life forms on other planets, the inhabitants will never find out that the aliens are invading their planet. This is because they have bracelets on their arms, which activates invisibility, causing them to be hidden. As the key component is the K10-9900 itself, this vehicle is of most importance for the aliens.

Once the alien’s kidnap a life form they need space to keep them and that is something you wouldn’t get in a space hopper. Apparently once aliens have found a new life form they tend to kidnap them and do scientific experiments on them, which needs an enormous amount of space, which also wouldn’t come in a space hopper.

So that is why, aliens travel in spaceships instead of the disgraceful space hoppers. Remember they remain hidden, the K10-9900 has the best of the best qualities and there’s space for the aliens to perform activities in secrecy. One last thing if you ever think or see an asteroid coming your way it’s not! It’s the aliens!!! 

 

 

Plymouth grove . ……..

Posted on November 15, 2012 by Alexander.
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Plymouth grove uniform      

Here at Plymouth grove  we have a special cosy uniform which includes: a navy blue sweater a choice grey or black pin-a –form grey or black pants /skirt red/white polo shirt white shirt BLACK shoes. The skirt needs to be an inch above the knee, no higher. Navy blue /grey/black tights or knee length socks. The summer kit (girls) white socks Checked School dress no jewellery except watches and stud earrings. It’s compulsory that we do P.E.  You can purchase a school one or bring your own.

 

School prospectus\Uniform section

Posted on by Alexander.
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Girls:black or grey skirt,trousers,tights,socks or pinafore.All our students must wear comfertable black shoes.Girls can either wear white or red polo/shirts.your child can wear a school logo or plain blue/navy jumper.

Boys:Black or grey trousers,black shoes,school logo jumper or plain blue/navy jumper.And a red or white polo/shirt.

optional items: bookbag,water bottle,p.e. kit,p.e.kit bag.(All items have school logo on)

Ghyll Head

Posted on October 22, 2012 by Alexander.
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If anyone wants to look at some of the ghyll head photos follow this link to photopeach there you will see a slideshow with pictures from ghyll head.

Here’s the link

http://photopeach.com/album/s47imo

My photopeach of Ghyll Head

Posted on October 11, 2012 by Alexander.
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Best moments at Ghyll Head on PhotoPeach

Freaky World of Khalids Mind

Posted on by Alexander.
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Freaky World of Khalids Mind on PhotoPeach